Between the Old Spanish and the Generalissimo turning out to have been Manolo Colon and now this, I’m starting to think that 30 Rock was right about Mad Men all along.
I’ve really wanted a mohawk for over 2 months. My mom told me it would look horrible, my dad told me I’d look weird, even one of my friends told me it might make me look “fat” since I have a round face. I was going to lose some weight before I cut my hair, but last week I got fed up with…
That’s it. That’s the plus size section at the Target here.
target’s new plus line, ‘three day temp assignment chic.’ about three unique outfits’ worth of clothes to wear to an office where you’re basically invisible anyway. where was target the one time in my life that i was in this situation?!
Can’t we do something about this? Can’t we round up enough people on tumblr and twitter and facebook to bombard Target and say that this is unacceptable? That we demand they change back to the way things were or even (gasp!) improve? Their previous plus range wasn’t exactly plentiful, but it was colorful and had enough cute things to balance out the matronly garbage. The sizing was decent and mostly consistent, going up to a 28. I could go to Target and know 9 times out of 10 that I could just buy something off the rack in my size and it was going to fit. Now, even if there was anything in the store I even wanted, I feel like I have to try it on. I was a 2 in the old line. Now I’m barely fitting into their new version of a 3 without having gained an ounce. I have friends who were sized out completely.
This…this is just unacceptable. Yet so far most people have just shrugged and moved on. Like we always do. I mean, why not, right? There are so many options online… We can just take our money elsewhere, right?
I’m tired of that. I’m tired of rolling over and taking the crapshoot that is buying online. I’d like to be able to just walk in a damn store and pick up a cute little dress for under $30 and be able to wear it the same day, just because I can. Just because I wanted a little pick-me-up while buying toilet cleaner after a long, hard day at work. Just because I wanted something new to wear on a last-minute date but didn’t want to deal with the mall or spend a ton of money. Just because I feel like it.
Maybe we could even combine this with #plussizeplease and have a day where we all go to Target and tweet pics at them of every damn thing in the straight sizes that isn’t nailed down?
How often have you been shopping and you come across something that is just PERFECT, but does not go up to your size? Over 60% of American women wear a size 14 or above, but only 17% of clothing sold is 14 & up. That is a ridiculous disparity.
Moreover, when some brands move into plus (ahem H&M), they throw their signature trendy looks by the wayside in favor of flowy dark fabrics that they think “work” for plus sizes. That is crap. Plus size women want color, print, and structure. Moreover, we want variety. A group this numerous cannot be a monolith, and since style is such a personal thing, we all have different tastes. I want #plussizeplease to be a way to showcase the demand for styles we’d buy and rock, and all the money brands are forfeiting by refusing to expand their sizes.
So here’s how to use it:
1) Snap a picture of a garment you love but does not come in your size. Include the brand and price, tagging the company if possible. For example, I am in love with this Zara marble print dress. I would have purchased it yesterday if it went above a size L. My tweet would be:
“.@Zara marble print sheath, $59. I’d buy it right now if it came in my size. #plussizeplease”
2) Use it on any social media – Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest… even Facebook supports hashtags now.
3) Tag anything you’d purchase, whether in store or online.
4) Feel free to include the size range it comes in and/or the size you think you’d need. Sizing can be tricky, so this is definitely not required.
5) Tell your friends! I don’t just want this to be a blogger thing – I want all women who wear size 14 and up to show their purchasing power and share styles they love. Let’s be unignorable!
Perfect. I’m going to do this, especially since Target’s plus size line has been relaunched as a pathetic joke.
Bear House, Thailand
Houses like this drive me mad. Where’s the privacy? Where’s the safety in such a narrow walkway? It’s not that I don’t like open, airy spaces, but I also like not having a panic attack every time I have to cross from one part of the house to the other or having a decent shag without everyone in the house being able to watch. Come on, now, wealthy people. You can do better than this.
Art Collector’s Home in Dallas, TX
Sunlight’s going to ruin your art, dude. I’m trying not to even go into how the painting over the bed looks like a gaping vagina from a doggy style perspective with carefully trimmed retro bush, as is the fad these days.
I swear to God Target is trying to make me break up with them. Check out the model they chose for the triumphant return of their missing Plus Size department. Really Target, you do know that there are actual plus-ish sized models that are available to hire right?
come ON target, between ghosting their plus size line forever with no explanation, their photoshopping, their non-plus model use, and that andre-the-giant-esque on strap bathing suit, i am livid. if they didn’t have the best price on coke and toothpaste in my area i’d boycott. also if the monster fighter legos weren’t on clearance.
I just sent them a strongly worded email about this and the fact that the plus size in-store selection has been missing for so long. Everyone else should, too!
The in-store plus sizes are back and so awful that I wish they had stayed gone. Not only that, but the sizes are running a hell of a lot smaller. What the fuck is wrong with you, Target? There needs to be a strong letter writing and tweet campaign against this garbage. The friend I was with left the store in tears because the plus range only goes up to 3X now and runs so small that it doesn’t fit her at all. Like, not even close. Why would they do that?
I’m not great at comforting people, but booze is. Thank god for booze.
I feel like this photo deserves to be on this blog because on this day I’d just gotten hair cut to it’s shortest even and I felt impossibly fucking gorgeous!!! I love taking shots from “unflattering” angles since my body is stunning from any angle!
I mean, seriously, I AM A FUCKING GODDESS!!!
my new hero, everyone