You have chopped off your terrible extensions. You have placed the media under some strange hysterical spell. I respect that. But please, may we see something less tired?
The French-cut leotard. The awful twerking. The desperate attempt to be rebellious and edgy by flashing a little side vag and smoking a joint onstage. All that I could forgive… But Miley?
"The growth of the Internet will slow drastically [as it] becomes apparent [that] most people have nothing to say to each other. … By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s…. Ten years from now the phrase information economy will sound silly."
LOL @ Paul Krugman
Do any of you realize how long it took me to find one goddamn Working Girl gif? And it’s not even the “$6,000?! IT’S NOT EVEN LEATHA!” scene. How is that… Why… What the fuck, tumblr? You have all failed me.
Also, the Working Girl tag is basically nothing but twenty-year-olds whining about their jobs and escorts. It’s the Selena tag all over again. This is too awesome a movie to be ignored, even if it is 25 years old. It’s a classic, damn it.
Whatever. Cyn, I am going to be you for Halloween and it will be awesome.
imma queen gimme dat
Those emeralds look like delicious hard candies. I want to put them in my mouth, which is weird because I don’t even like hard candies.
But I like those. C’mere, emeralds. Get in my mouth. >:O
This is like that candlestick/two faces optical illusion. Is that dress poop coming out of a butt, or is it just an unfortunate brown top with a skirt made of dicks? Or is it just an upside down cupcake wrapper? Only Kiernan knows for sure. Which one did you see first?
me: okay, i’ma try this
(five minutes later…)
yogurt: I think you skipped step 4
me: no, i did it. i just didn’t do a good job
me: it’s the bit that makes it look like it’s wearing a popped collar
me: how to draw an 80s yuppie teen bully blue rose